Taxes laws are a mess. I have solutions to simplify taxes and lower rates. Using humor, I share tax tips for deductions for individuals and small businesses. I also address the politics behind such required changes. #wealthyaccountant #taxhumor #taxdeductions #taxtips #smallbusiness #funny #politics #presidentIf you’re reading this the day it’s published it means this is the due date for extensions for partnerships and corporations. If you work in a tax office and things are quiet you might want to consider another job. (This is an inside joke directed at a former employee who struck out on her own. If you need bookkeeping in Vegas I know a qualified person to handle that. Seriously.)

I thought today would be the perfect day for me to announce my candidacy for president with a few tax policies I’ll sign into law via executive order if elected. Some of you might be darn excited about this unwelcome event as you think I’m a Democrat. Other might be excited because they think I’m a Republican. The truth is I’m neither. I prefer to waffle between both side of the aisle or as the police call it: walking in a drunken stupor.

As much fun as I’m going to have writing this, I am also dead serious. What follows are tax policies I would like to see instituted. Some things will sound very liberal and some things will sound downright conservative. Basically, I should tick off just about everyone in the room with something.

Welcome to politics.

Ground Rules

Before we start I want to point out some things I plan as president are not completely tax related. For example, I will deal with the minimum wage, but connect it to tax policy. The same with welfare of every kind. Along the way I’ll fix the health care issues of the United States by default and solve trade issues and immigration policy in a way everyone will love until I’m elected. Then a third will love me and two-thirds will hate me until we approach the next election. Then the population polarizes and it ends up a dead heat until I’m assassinated re-elected.

Tax policy controls everything. Al Capone gets away with murder until they called in the Treasury Department. (It worked!) Welfare once required a trip to Social Services. Now it’s handled at the tax preparer’s office. Corporate welfare is even worse.

Trade disputes sometimes result in tariffs, an excellent way to tax your own people while convincing them it punishes the other country. (Don’t underestimate the ignorance of voters.) Once again important issues of national importance end up in a tax bill.

So, let’s get down to business. I’m confident I’ll win your vote.

Simple and Basic

With the exception of my own profession, everyone should love the basic framework of my tax plan. Republicans lowered tax rates to the lowest level since taxes were collected in this country. And I think they’re still too high!

For individuals and families: I propose to raise the standard deduction to $100,000 for joint returns; $75,000 for head of household returns; and $50,000 for single taxpayers. That means a married couple filing jointly can enjoy their first $100,000 of income tax free! (I know! It makes me giddy too.) Exemptions were eliminated with H.R. 1 and I don’t want to rock the boat so all you guys get is a huge standard deduction. In fact, itemizing is gone! If a hundred grand tax-free isn’t enough to stay solvent there isn’t a thing any politician can do to help you.

7 ways your taxes should be lowered. Tax humor might be funny, but also illustrates how taxes must be lowered. Find tax tips and deduction for individuals, the self-employed and small businesses. #wealthyaccountant #politics #president #taxplan #taxhumor #deductions #smallbusinessAs for tax brackets, people like the idea of a flat tax. I propose two brackets so my peers at least have an outside chance of staying in business: 20% and 50%. After the standard deduction, the next $400,000 is taxed at a flat 20%. All income above this level is nailed at a 50% rate with nary a deduction available to reduce the tax.

I hear the howls of protest, my tax obsessed readers. You think President Accountant will bankrupt the nation with such a plan. Au contraire. To pay for this simple tax plan all the welfare tax credits are nixed. The Earned Income Credit: gone. The Child Tax Credit: gone. Savers Credit: nope. Education credits: huh? No, no, and no. No more handouts on the tax return. Let’s turn the tax office back into a tax office and not an unpaid extension of the welfare department of the government.

Also, all income is taxed at the same rate. No more special rate for qualified dividends or long-term capital gains.

Poor people need not complain. The Earned Income Credit was designed to compensate low income workers with a kickback of their FICA taxes. In my tax plan every worker gets the first $20,000 FICA tax free. If you work you get an instant EIC on your paycheck.


Social Security taxes now are like the Medicare portion of FICA: paid all the way to the sky. And FICA applies to ALL income: dividends, interest, capital gains (long- and short-term) and more. A sports star gets a $20 million bonus. Good for everybody! A CEO of a public company enjoys a windfall of stock options? Good for everybody. The Social Security and Medicare financial problems are solved.

If you think about it (I have) the reduction in tax credits more than offsets the massive standard deduction increase. We may have to institute another round of tax cuts or risk paying off the national debt.

I see fear in the eyes of business owners. Don’t worry. I thought about you guys, too.

Business Taxes

This crazy new tax deduction for qualified business income is insane. All it does is increase complexity in the tax code, lining the pockets of tax professionals and attorneys practicing in tax law. In my plan the QBI is gone.


Don’t shoot! I propose a better solution. Businesses will enjoy their own standard deduction of $1 million. That’s right, my Republican friends, every small business owners will enjoy their first million tax-free on top of their generous standard deduction.

Big business is sweating right now, worried I’ll fill the Treasury at their expense. No way! As a gift for funding my political campaign you get the same $1 million standard deduction, plus a flat tax rate of 15%. You heard that right. The Republican plan of 21% is still waaaaay too high to compete internationally. We will start at 15% and reduce the rate 1% per year until it hits 12%.

Oh, don’t be sad, my liberal friends. To pay for this tax cut we will cut corporate welfare the way we did for individuals. If you think welfare to people is costing taxpayers, you haven’t added up how many handouts are lining the pockets of super-rich corporate executives. Those handouts will be eliminated completely.

To prevent small businesses and the big guys from gaming the system, all businesses controlled by a group only get one $1 million dollar business standard deduction only. In other words, you only get one million dollar deduction per investor. (And you guys thought I didn’t give this adequate thought.)

Tax System

The U.S. is one of only a few remaining nations taxing on a worldwide system. My plan brings us in line with the world by switching to a territorial tax system, where only profits from inside the U.S. are taxed. The tax rate for profits outside the U.S. is 0%, giving a major competitive advantage to American companies operating abroad, something they have to dance around now to compete with other nations. That alone could resolve half the trade deficit.

Americans working abroad would not be taxed unless they earned the money in the U.S. The Foreign Income Exclusion would be obsolete with President Accountant.

To prevent games, corporations could not shift profits outside the country. Strong measures will be in place to avoid such a practice with a 10,000% penalty for offenders. (You’re getting an awesome deal. Don’t get greedy!)

Foreign companies that want to sell in the U.S. would also pay U.S. taxes for their profits earned in the U.S. (Where ya gonna get a fairer deal than that?)

Trade Wars

This is just plain stupid. Tariffs are a tax on your own people! I would open the door to trade with all tariffs eliminated. If other countries don’t follow suit, fine. They can tax their own people more. All the better for our economy.

Looking for a fair tax plan? Then I know the perfect guy to vote for! Taxes are a mess is desperate need of organization. #wealthyaccountant #taxplan #tax #taxes #taxhumor #funny #deductions #creditsThe U.S. and its businesses whine endlessly about free markets. Well, trade wars and tariffs are the exact opposite. Compete or go broke. Under President Accountant we will allow markets to decide the winners and losers.

The one issue we have a right to complain about is the theft of intellectual property. (I’m pointing at you, China.) Our current president has a point on trade issues with China and a few other countries. Policies that strip intellectual property from U.S businesses will be dealt with harshly. If it is determined (China is the worst offender here) that theft has taken place, the government of the country where the offending company resides must compensate for losses and prevent such theft. If the government of said country can’t regulate their own people that country is barred from selling any goods or services in the U.S. until they govern responsibly. No more stealing our stuff and using it to sell against our own hard-working business owners.

The details are more than I can publish right now, but trust me. It’ll be great! The best trade plan this country has ever seen.

Health Care

It is repugnant that the wealthiest nation on the planet can’t provide basic medical care for all its people when other nations do just that. Therefore, I will sign an executive order my first day in office expanding Medicare to cover all U.S. citizens from Day 1 to Day End. No more Medical Premium mandate needed. If you want more than basic coverage; buy additional coverage. There is no additional deduction and businesses are not allowed to provide more health coverage to employees. Businesses are out of the health care business from now on (unless they are a medical business).

To pay for this basic benefit the Medicare portion of FICA will be increased 2%; half paid by the employee and half by the employer. All income, including dividends, capital gains and interest, will pay the additional FICA tax. And remember the FICA exemption above. Nobody gets hurt.

I hear my conservative friends complaining already. “We need to keep government out of our conversations with out doctor,” you say. I agree. Let’s keep your employer out of it, too. I for one am sick to death of telling my employees what kind of medical care they can get. Unless I’m a doctor or hospital, I’m out of the health care business and devoting all my time to my business, which is what I’m good at and the reason I started my business.

Minimum Wage

Is that grumbling I hear at the back of the room? No worries, my liberal friends. Under President Accountant the minimum wage will be abolished! You heard me right. Now holster your weapons.

The reason I’ll eliminate the minimum wage is because if we have a minimum wage to increase the number of jobs, then it stands to reason we must have a maximum wage to create more jobs. Don’t hear that argument too often, do you?

Eliminating the minimum wage will not put you at risk. Your favorite president will guarantee you see $15 per hour minimum on your paycheck each and every week. Rather than force companies to pay a minimum wage, there is a special tax for every hour any employee earn less than $15 an hour. That special tax is 20 times the amount your employee paid under $15 per hour.

I bet there will be no companies paying less the $15 an hour right quick.

Yes, businesses will be encouraged to automate with higher wages. But when has increased productivity been bad for a society? You get more for less. And with the new standard deduction and Medicare-for-all programs you will have a secure safety net.

There will be slightly fewer jobs, but they will pay better. Do I have your vote yet?

Under Cover

There is a lot to love by both sides of the aisle with my plans. Unless you are a tax professional you probably like my proposals.

It is unlikely I’ll actually be elected. Rumor has it a stark-raving mad crowd of accountants are approaching the Accountant farm as I write. With such a simple tax code with no loopholes, tax professionals are out of business. But then again, what did we produce? We manipulated a system created by man with no logical connection to reality. Very unproductive.


Was that gunfire?


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Does minimum wage cause job loss, inflation? Income inequality is an issue important to everyone. The benefits of increasing the minimum wage are greater than first thought. #minimumwage #incomeinequality #fairwage #workingwageEconomic growth is pushing towards 10 years as of this writing. The 2008-09 recession was deep and slow in recovery. Fewer jobs at lower wages coupled with the long time frame unemployed people had to wait to even get a job at any wage caused tempers to flare. The minimum wage was raised in 2007, 2008 and 2009 to the current federal rate we have today.

Jobs available as the recession eased were not of the same quality as jobs lost. More workers were among the working poor, earning minimum wage or close to it. Eventually a vocal crowd demanded a $15 an hour minimum wage. It all sounded good. And fair to workers making less. Business owners also made powerful points. In the end nothing of consequence came of the movement. The expanding economy lifted wages, nullifying the demands of the activists. Better jobs with higher wages started appearing, too. People used to a higher income had greater opportunity to explore a pay increase at a new employer if their current employer refused..

The issues never went away; they’re just hibernating until the next opportune moment. Many myths cropped up during the debate. Does a modestly higher minimum wage cost jobs? Does it increase automation, eliminating the job completely? Do worker deserve a fair wage? A higher wage than $10 or so?

I did some research to see if the minimum wage causes inflation, another of the complaints against increasing the minimum wage. Of course, most people agree workers should be paid fairly. We all want to earn more for our efforts. Even business owners understand employees need a living wage.

We will explore some of these myths and how they affect your personal finance decisions. As with most issues, the answers aren’t as clear as activists claim; businesses, either. The debate gets steeped in politics when economic matters are considered. This article will explain the truth behind the myths and what government and you can do about it.

First we address the myths.

Myth #1: The Minimum Wage would be $22.50 an Hour if it kept Up With Inflation

At first I accepted this claim at face value. After thinking about it for a while I began to doubt the claim. Protesters claimed the minimum wage would be somewhere in the neighborhood of $22.50 an hour if the minimum wage had kept up with inflation from a certain date. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof! Fortunately we have actual data to determine if the minimum wage now is lower than in the past, adjusting for inflation.

I will do the heavy lifting for you. I’ve included links if you wish to dig deeper into how the minimum wage has fared against inflation. We will test this claim by looking back to 2009, 1990 (a date protesters sometimes used in their claim), 1978 (another date used by protesters) and all the way back to the beginning on October 24th, 1938 when the first federal minimum wage was instituted in the U.S.

Disclaimer: Several states have their own higher minimum wage. We are discussing the federal minimum wage only. Minimum wage data was used from the U.S Department of Labor and the Consumer Price Index-U (all urban areas) was used in calculating the inflation adjusted minimum wage.  We will not address salaried workers, restaurant workers or individuals under age 20 first starting a job, all of which have a different minimum wage.

Has the minimum wage kept up with inflation? The answer might surprise you. And if the minimum wage is increased at the right time is sparks economic growth while crushing deflation. An honest day's pay for an honest day's work. #work #wages #minimumwageAdjusted Minimum Wage from 2009: The current federal minimum wage is $7.25 an hour. There are other rates based on age and occupation. To keep this post brief I will focus on 1938 Act until 1978 where I use the all nonexempt workers rate.

The federal minimum wage was last increased, effective July 24th, 2009. The CPI index stood at 215.351 in July of 2009. The latest reading for June 2018 is 251.989. The index has increased 36.638 points since the last minimum wage increase, or about 17%. If the minimum wage were indexed to inflation the minimum wage would now stand at $8.48 per hour. My guess is that in the near future the federal minimum wage will be increased to $8.50 – $9.00 per hour. This would accurately reflect the increase in average consumer prices over the time period.

So, the argument the minimum wage should be $22.50 doesn’t work calculating from 2009.

Adjusted Minimum Wage from 1990: The minimum wage was increased on April 1st, 1990 to $3.80 per hour. The CPI was 128.9. The CPI increased 123.089 points since April 1990, or a 95.49% increase. Adding 95.49% to the then minimum wage of $3.80 gives us $7.43 an hour, pretty close to the current minimum wage. Maybe we need to go back further.

Adjusted Minimum Wage from 1978: The minimum wage was increased at the beginning of 1978 to $2.65 an hour. The CPI stood at 62.5 in January, 1978. This is an increase of 189.489 points or 303%. Increase the then current minimum wage of $2.65 by 303% and we get $8.03 an hour. Hmmm. Maybe we need to go back all the way to the beginning.

Adjusted Minimum Wage from 1938: The first federal minimum wage in the U.S. began October 24, 1938 at $.25. Yes, that is 25 cents an hour. The next year they raised it to $.30 an hour. We will still use that original minimum wage starting point to determine if the minimum wage is worse today than it was in the past.

The CPI stood at 14 in October of 1938. The index has climbed an additional 237.989 points since. The CPI is a whopping 18 times what it was in October 1938! This means the original minimum wage, adjusted for inflation was {drum roll}: $4.50 an hour.

Oh-oh. The claim minimum wage should be over $20 an hour now doesn’t hold up. But this isn’t the only myth batted around.

Myth #2: Increasing the Minimum Wage Causes Job Loss

This scare tactic crops up every time a minimum wage increase is mentioned. As you can see from Myth #1 above, the minimum wage has been a minimum burden on business since the beginning. Since 1938 technology and productivity have increased massively. If business can’t keep up with the barely minimal minimum wage increasing at somewhere in the vicinity of the inflation rate, business needs to do something else.

Does increasing the minimum wage cost jobs? Well, business tells us if we increase the minimum wage business will automate the jobs away, eliminating the entire labor cost. McDonald’s and Wal-Mart gave us this song and dance. For the record, in the last 10 years Wal-Mart has replaced a large percentage of cashiers, requiring customers to check themselves out. McDonald’s is replacing workers fast with automated order taking (similar to Wal-Mart’s check-out kiosks) and cooking robots. The minimum wage remained static for a decade and automation happened anyway! The minimum wage had little to no bearing on that corporate decision; finding qualified workers willing to work at minimal wages was.

Of course, the economic professor in me says that when prices increase, demand drops. It’s Macro Economics 201 (or is it 202, it’s been a long time since my college course). A higher minimum wage does reduce jobs minimally! Wages tracking inflation is NOT a REAL wage increase. So what is business talking about? They’re talking about maximizing profits on the back of minimum wage workers. I get it, but it’s still a myth jobs are lost when wages increase. Higher wages increase inflation, not demand for labor. Demand for labor is based on economic conditions.

Myth #3: Workers Paid Minimum Wage Aren’t Getting a Working Wage

Even business owners agree a person should be paid a reasonable wage for their labor. The question revolves around “working wage”. Are workers paid near minimum or minimum wage paid a working wage? Well, I’ll be the first to admit $7.25 an hour isn’t a lot and lacks the motivational ability to move the crowds. For young people starting out its fine, but even then, what’s the motivation to perform maximum when the pay is minimum? Just asking.

But the minimum wage isn’t the only source of income for these workers. The tax code provides an Earned Income Credit for workers with low income. The EIC is a refundable credit and tax-free to the recipient. Many states also add to the federal Earned Income Credit.

All this combined is still hard time. Full-time (40 hours per week) at $7.25 an hour is only $290 per week. Ouch! Payroll taxes take 7.65% off the top. Good thing there is an Earned Income Credit! This equates to $15,080 a year without a pay increase in site.

I never said it was pretty. Then again, the minimum wage was never called a working wage (unless they said it back in 1938).

The Federal Reserve’s Money Printing Problem

Now we can put some of this knowledge to work.

Interest rates peaked well into the double digits in the early 1980’s. Rates have steadily declines, with only temporary increases, since. Anyone under age 35 has never lived through a serious increase in inflation and/or interest rates! This is nearly two generations who have never experienced how bad, bad can get.

We've been looking for income inequality in the wrong place. The minimum wage can level the playing field, even for those earning much more. Equal pay for equal work. The minimum wage and inflation are a correlation. #inflation #wages #minimumwage #equalpay #equalrights #equalopportunityFrom the early 1980s until the mid-2000s the Federal Reserve was able to nudge the economy along by lowering interest rates through a variety of lending facilities. The Great Recession which started in 2008 brought interest rates to zero and the economy still only limped along. The solution the Fed settled on was Quantitative Easing where the Fed bought up massive quantities of Treasuries and mortgage securities. The buying was in the trillions! The Fed balance sheet swelled from around $800 billion to the $4.5 trillion neighborhood. And they couldn’t get a pulse from inflation no matter how many smelling salts were used.

I’ve argued in the past on the reasons why all the money printing around the world didn’t cause runaway inflation. In short, much of the newly created money never entered the economy. Money center banks and central banks around the world stuffed their vaults with digital cash. It made the books look better so banks could lend if necessary. The result? The economy limped slowly out of the Great Recession in fits and starts, but finally grew to record length proportions. It’s been a long recovery and new heights have been reached.

But interest rates are still very low. If another recession arrives (some might say we are due), the Fed will not have much room to maneuver. If they try the old “print more money” strategy used last time it could compound the issues.

This is where the Fed and elected officials need to review the data for additional options. And I have a powerful one.

Getting Inflation (and Economic Growth) the Federal Reserve Wants without Printing More Money

The chart you see in this section I put together with data from the U.S. Department of Labor, the Bureau of Labor and Statistics and When I asked the question: Does increasing the minimum wage cause inflation? I had to dig further than the available charts. It was necessary to determine if there was a correlation between inflation and the minimum wage. If there is a correlation the monetary and fiscal implications are significant. It also effects personal finance decisions in a serious way.

This exercise is more than a macro-economic research project. If a correlation exists, the Federal Reserve and Congress will want to act appropriately in the future. It also means everything we know about the rate of the minimum wage is wrong!

If you examine the chart closely there does appear to be a modest correlation between a minimum wage increase and the rate of inflation. However, the correlation isn’t clear. In the 1970’s, the increasing minimum wage supported inflation rather than lead to inflation. In the Great Recession it seems like the minimum wage increase had no effect at all.

In the same way astrophysicists glean the data for a slight wobble in a star to determine if a planet orbits said star, I had to push away all the noise and look for a wobble in the inflation data. Productivity, Fed policy and economic conditions provided plenty of background noise to distract for the data. But I did find a wobble.

Raising the minimum wage at the right time benefits workers and employers. A fair wage,a working wage is vital to a strong economy. The $15 minimum wage movement was right, even if their timing was wrong. #$15anhour #workingwage #inequality #wages #salary The minimum wage was instituted during the tail end of the Great Depression. Adjusted for inflation, the first federal minimum wage was around $4.50, but a year later it increased to an inflation adjusted $5.40 an hour. This new minimum wage was started in what many call the second Great Depression. From 1929 to 1932 the economy collapsed at a rapid pace. Recovery was incomplete by 1937 when the Fed started raising interest rates causing the economy to once again slow and the stock market to decline hard.

Then we get a new minimum wage in 1938 and prices start to climb. The data used in the chart only includes average inflation for each year. The data detail (found using the link above from reveals a more immediate response. The chart makes it look like the minimum wage could have caused some inflation, but in reality World War II had a lot to do with the price levels at the time.

Deflation was a serious issue early in the Great Recession. Prices were actually declining! Inflation is bad, but deflation makes it incredibly hard to spur economic growth since waiting to purchase a good or service is likely to be cheaper tomorrow.

The Fed had its hands full with declining prices, high unemployment and the banking industry in ruins. Interest rates dropped to zero percent. Some countries experimented with negative interest rates to no avail. The economy was growing at an anemic pace (still declining in some countries) with virtually no inflation. Creating massive quantities of new money didn’t do the trick hoped for. It in the end did save the day, but at what cost. The next time we need help from monetary policy we are out of bullets. Do we keep creating more money? How far do we push the economic system out of balance? What if we can’t kick the can further down the road?

The wobble is in the data! Increasing the minimum wage does cause mild inflation very quickly. Unfortunately, the lift is short lived. But it is another planning tool for the government and a key point you, kind readers, need to understand.

The minimum wage was increased during the Great Recession and it kept prices stable. Only after the wage increase subsided into the past did prices start to fall. The printing press was all we had. Even in the second leg of the Great Depression the new minimum wage didn’t harm the economy. Few jobs, if any, were lost. Prices started to increase, encouraging demand and production, creating even more jobs.

Armed with this information the government should avoid raising the minimum wage during economic “good times”. Rather, when business says they can least afford it is when it needs to be done. Inflation is sparked by demand. Since the minimum wage is increased after long periods of flat lining, the increase tends to be a larger than average percentage. People earning minimum wage spend all their paycheck and quickly. The added demand encourages more production and helps reduce deflationary pressures.

How does this affect you? Well, the best time to increase the minimum wage is when the most people need it. Myth #2 is clear; increasing the minimum wage reduces very few jobs. Business can afford an increased minimum wage during an economic slowdown. It’s been done before without serious disruption. It also lays the foundation to renewed economic growth and increased business profits. It’s in business’s best interest to raise the minimum wage as the economy begins to cool. This encourages more demand while spurring mild price inflation; a catalyst encouraging continued growth.

You can use this information in your personal finance decisions as well. An increase in the minimum wage will increase business activity, a good sign for investors. If everyone digs in their heels and refuses to increase the minimum wage when this data suggests its value, get ready for a long economic war with no winner until somebody blinks.



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The minimum wage has come off the front page recently as the economy expands and other matters of national interest steal column inches from the headlines. The issues haven’t gone away. The minimum wage is sure to rear its ugly head again.

In the past the argument revolved around how much to raise the minimum wage if at all. Forcing wages higher can cause job losses, accelerate automation or cause businesses to close due to the additional overhead. On the other hand, working full-time at minimum wage is getting near impossible to survive on. There has to be a better way.

In 2015 Warren Buffett wrote an op-ed piece for The Wall Street Journal saying a carefully crafted expansion of the Earned Income Credit could solve the problem. The title of this post is from that op-ed piece.

Buffett’s recommendation has merit. There are issues, however, surrounding his suggestion which we will address here. We will go one step further and expose a massive tax break many small businesses are allowed but forget to claim. Even tax professionals miss this break in embarrassing numbers.

Issues from Both Sides of the Debate

A blog focusing on personal finance, wealth accumulation and preservation and tax issues will find itself in hot water over politics periodically. Unfortunately, when money is involved it can become politicized. Taxes are even worse. Suggesting tax policy invites personal harm. The only choices for me are to avoid the tough issues and provide cream puff articles or brave the turbulent waters. The minimum wage is too important an issue to ignore. So into the water I go.

The nice thing about the debate on raising the minimum wage is that both sides are right. Forcing wages higher at the low end of the wage scale risks reducing the number of entry level jobs many people depend on. A higher minimum wage also forces employers to reconsider hiring candidates who show promise but will require serious training. Training at $15 an hour is different from training at $8 an hour. The investment by the business owner can be too great, knowing the employee can sell her experience to any employer after the training is completed.

Minimum wage versus federal rate as of January 1, 2016: Green: Higher; Blue: Same; Red: Lower; Yellow: No minimum wage law

My moral compass, however, requires me to consider my fellow man. I like a higher minimum wage to reward people for productive labor.

When the minimum wage comes up for debate the battle is bitter. Each side’s argument is valid. The real debate is: Is it better to have fewer jobs at a higher rate for those who do. Some even suggest there should be no minimum wage!

Twenty-three states either have a lower minimum wage than federal (but employers must still pay the federal rate), no minimum wage law or follow the federal rate. This means over half of all states have a higher minimum wage for their workforce.

Seattle made news when they moved to a $15 per hour minimum wage; small businesses have a lower minimum wage until 2021. Other jurisdictions have increased the minimum wage in similar fashion. The drive is strongest in high cost of living areas.

The first anecdotal evidence is starting to trickle in; there is some job loss at the low end of the wage scale. This makes sense. If something costs more (labor), the buyer (employers) will have a lower demand for labor. Overall wages of everyone combined is higher. It also causes businesses to raise prices to cover the additional costs. These additional costs are passed on to consumers.

If the employer serves the local market only the playing field in level. If competing in a national or international market the employer could be at a disadvantage.

Fixing the Problem

Raising the minimum wage is the right thing to do as a conscientious human being, but there is a cost. The debate has been narrow since the inception of the minimum wage in the United States. The current minimum wage started at $.25 an hour in 1938, equivalent to $4.24 in 2015 dollars.

The minimum wage has risen over the years and reached a peak in buying power in the U.S. in the late 1960s when the rate reached nearly $11 an hour in 2013 dollars.

The debate is about a living wage for people working for their bread. No one denies people who work full-time shouldn’t earn enough for a reasonable living standard. The goal is to keep as many jobs as possible while encouraging people to join the workforce.

The Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC) began under the Republican administration of Gerald Ford in 1975. The EITC was supposed to be a temporary refundable credit to help low income workers pay for the increasing cost of food and fuel. Like most government handouts, it became permanent.

The EITC generally helps families with children. A few years back people without children could also receive an EITC if their income was VERY low.

Buffett’s suggestion is to expand the EITC. At first I hated the idea. Over the last twenty years tax returns have increased in complexity as government welfare services were shifted to the tax preparer’s office. The litany of credit for both businesses and individuals has increased the tax professional’s work load tremendously over the years. It also saves the government money as the tax office determines most of the eligibility to the benefit now.

My original hate for more tax credits involves fraud. Fraud in the tax office was limited three decades ago. With all the juicy credits now on a tax return, fraud procedures are a serious part of tax office policy if the tax office wants to stay in business. Things have changed over the years.

The time involved verifying information is a serious cost preparing every tax return. It increases preparation fees faster than the inflation rate while the taxpayer doesn’t understand why her fee is skyrocketing.

The EITC is the largest area of fraud on the tax return. And I think Buffett’s idea to expand it is a good one because we can prevent fraud while incentivizing work ethic and without punishing business owners.

Generally, the EITC is a credit claimed on the tax return and is refundable. This means you don’t need a tax liability to benefit from the credit. The biggest drawback of the EITC is when it is issued. If you are struggling to pay the rent in June, the tax refund due next spring is not going to do much good.

In the past employees could get a pro rata portion of the credit with their paycheck. Few used the opportunity because it was hard to understand. This option is no longer available.

My suggestion to rework the EITC is to take it off the tax return completely except for a year-end reconciliation to determine if the taxpayer is owed an additional amount.

The current EITC is complicated. You can be too old or young to claim the credit. The definition of a child for tax purposes is a longer discussion than even a fully devoted post could cover. Having children helps a lot in determining your credit.

You can game the EITC legally too. Cheating is rampant and the IRS and Congress know it. The credit starts small and increases until you hit the sweet spot (the level where the credit is highest) and then declines.

The number of children involved affects the credit. In effect, once you move above the sweet spot your tax rate increases as the credit declines; effectively, a higher tax bracket for those on the bubble.

If we required the EITC be provided employees with each paycheck it would do the most good when it is needed. Instead of a minimum wage we could have a minimum credit wage. If an industry could only support wages at say $10 per hour, the EITC could be set at $15 per hour. The employer pays the employee their wages normally and includes an additional $5 per hour on the same paycheck as a separate line item. The employer would get an immediate credit on her payroll tax report with a refund available no more than month later to employers who have more credits paid than payroll taxes due.

Some states, like Wisconsin, also have their own EITC. States and cities with high costs of living could institute their own EITC to deal with the minimum wage they wish to set. If Seattle wants a $20 an hour minimum wage, they can piggyback the federal program and provide proper funding.

Local businesses will no longer be at a disadvantage on a national or international level. A program like this would ensure maximum jobs with the lowest stress on the job creators. This modified EITC would also self regulate as the economy went through its normal ups and downs. An employer might be able to lower employee wages during a recession without the employee seeing a smaller paycheck. Good for the employee who keeps her job and good for the employer who has less financial stress during economic hard times.

My Gift to You

As promised at the open, I have a gift for my business owner readers.

People reading this post probably have a vested interest in the outcome. When it comes to the minimum wage, restaurants generally top the list of employers paying the minimum wage or close to it. And there is a massive tax credit for businesses with employees who are paid tips.

Basically, the Credit for Employer Social Security and Medicare Taxes Paid on Certain Employee Tips is a fancy way of saying employers can get a 7.65% credit for FICA taxes paid due to tips employees receive when the amount of the wages and tips combined exceeds $5.15 per hour.

I see this credit missed by tax professionals all the time. The credit is also reported on K-1s. When I have a client with a K-1 from a restaurant and no tip credit listed I know it is wrong. I send the client back to the business return tax preparer to get it fixed. The credit can be massive.

Even a small restaurant can have over $5,000 of tip credit per year. Business is challenging in the best of times. Employers with low wage employees really can use the tax break. Employees get the EITC and other tax breaks and the employer gets the tip credit.

It could be job security for all parties involved.


What do you think? Do you like my solution? Did Buffett have a great idea? What about eliminating the minimum wage and using my idea of the EITC to replace it? Should people with children receive a higher guaranteed EITC or minimum wage? Where should the tax money to pay for this come from?

I am interested in your thoughts. Technology is causing significant dislocation. Some people do well, others, not so much.

We can be a caring society with a powerful moral compass without harming business owners.


Minimum wage to riches.

Complaints about wages are rampant in the current news. The common wisdom is wages are too low for people to save for retirement or even pay for basic needs. Today I will dispel this common wisdom and prove 1.) Minimum wage, while not very much, is more than enough to live on; 2.) You can get a pay increase even if the boss refuses to pay you more than the minimum wage; and 3.) Early retirement is possible even at minimum wage and in fact you are more motivated to reach early retirement goals when you are locked at the lowest pay scale allowed by law.

I know I’m coming across as a dick to many people. But I’m right and you know it. I can and will deliver on all three points above in one short blog post. The problem with reaching these goals is you and your spending habits.

My dad grew up on a farm and started his own agriculture repair business back in the early 80s. He noticed his employees were no better off regardless what he paid them. Some were paid very well and still were flat broke.

I see the same thing in my practice among employees and clients. With a larger group to sample, my data is conclusive: Income is not the problem, spending is. Where you live has nothing to do with it. Nothing! Living in a high-cost area of the country usually means minimum wage is higher than the federal minimum wage. Since a few will refuse to believe me, I also included point #2. If you are so underpaid you should be excited to know I can guarantee you a pay increase on a regular basis. That means minimum wage will be history for you, my friend, and your employer can’t do a damn thing about it.

The Math of Living

We will start with some simple math. The federal minimum wage is currently $7.25 per hour. Working a full-time job (40 hours per week times 52 weeks) comes to $15,080. We will not assume any overtime, holiday pay, benefits or that second job you have to fund your spending habits. A married couple or similar arrangement means both people involved can work a full-time job, turning the annual household income into $30,160.

Let me remind you, several personal finance bloggers spend less than $30,000 per year. Mr. Money Mustache spend around $24,000 per year and your favorite accountant spends a sliver under $30k per year. And neither of us are depriving ourselves of anything. We have rich, full lives with plenty of time for family. (Even during tax season!) Therefore, the argument that minimum wage isn’t enough to pay the bills falls dead.

Before the tears start flowing as you point to the kids, need I remind you if your family income is ~$30,000 and you have children, you get the Earned Income Credit and Childcare Credit. And, by the way, I have two daughters and they never starved.

Another complaint is taxes. FICA robs you of $2,307.24 a year as a couple at minimum wage, leaving you with a meager $27,852.76, or $2,321.06 per month, or $535.63 per week. I promised no tax advantages in my calculations. Any tax credits or deductions are all bonus money to you and makes my work harder to prove my point. (Sucks to be me.)

MMM spends less than your take-home pay and I spend a fraction more. And neither MMM nor I are really cutting back on anything. You, on the other hand, earn minimum wage, will need to. At least for a little while. Remember, I promised you a wage increase.

For single readers, I hear your plight. At minimum wage you net $13,926.38 in annual income working full-time. Here I remind you of Mark Cuban, the billionaire owner of the NBA’s Dallas Mavericks and a cast member of Shark Tank. A recent CNBC article mentioned Cuban considered himself wealthy when he was young and living in an apartment with five other guys. He slept on the floor and was still happy so he considered himself successful. Yes, if you are single it is CHEAPER to live because you can make choices no one else has to live with. I lived a lot cheaper before I met Mrs. Accountant (about $9,000 per year). Mrs. A is not a spendthrift either. I would never ask her to live out of a car with me or shack up in a small apartment with several other people unless things got really bad. (I’m getting soft in my old age.)

Of course, you might actually make a few pennies more than minimum wage or get some overtime or a few benefits from the employer. You might work a second job to support spending habits. You can keep doing what you are doing on the income end to maximize annual household income. For the rest of us it is time for a self-imposed pay increase.

Show Me the Money

Getting a pay increase is so easy it amazes me so many people refuse to ask for it. The best part is you can’t be refused. Your employer can spit nails for all you care. You are still getting the raise. And here is the best part: you pay no FICA taxes on your raise and there is a special part of the tax code which taxes this raise at a very low rate, and for many people the rate is 0%! Rich people have been doing this for decades. How do you think they got rich?

It gets even better! Once you ask for this special pay increase you are now entered in an automatic pay increasing system. Your new pay raise will get raised approximately 7% every year: some years more, some less. Over a decade you will look back on your initial raise and realize it was increased ~7% per year compounded annually. (I hate when they make getting rich so automatic. It’s easier to bitch about poverty when you refuse to accept income increases.)

It looks like a few of you are skeptical. A larger part of the crowd is near rupturing an aneurysm in anticipation of the secret pay increase. The wait is over! Here it is. Are you ready? Better sit down. Don’t want any unnecessary medical bills from a fall.

Getting your guaranteed raise requires priming the pump. What I need you to do is this: I want you to save about 35% of your take-home pay. You pull $27,852.76 a year net. I want you to save (not spend!) $9,852.76 of that take-home pay, leaving you with a cool $1,500 a month to live on. Now I want you to take that $9,000 and drop it into an index fund over at Vanguard. (Don’t do this with a work retirement plan like a 401(k)! The tax savings and tax credits coupled with your guaranteed pay increase might be more than your heart can handle. Ah, screw it! If you have a 401(k), go for it. Your heart can take it.)

Guess what happens after the first month of doing this? Yup, you get a dividend. No matter what the stock market does, you get your juicy dividend. The best part is they reinvest the darn thing and it in turn earns a dividend. As if that isn’t enough, those dumb-ass companies keep throwing money away increasing dividends. Bastards! There ought to be a law. These idiotic businesses owned inside your index fund tend to increase dividends around 7% per year; sometimes more, sometimes less. (Getting all that free money you didn’t work for. How do you live with yourself?)

I can see the young man crying at the back of the room. You have debt, don’t you, son. Don’t talk! I can see you nod. Would someone pass my hanky back to the fine gentleman? Thank you.

I’m glad the debt question came up. I sometimes forget to mention it. Debt is a bitch; I get it. So, tell me, what interest rate are you paying on your debt? Credit cards? Ohhhh. Eighteen percent. I see. Hmmm. That’s bad. Well, you need to take a different approach. The good news is you get a bigger pay increase to help you get out of debt faster. Remember the nine grand? Wonderful! Apply it to retiring debt. Every dollar you pay off is 18% interest you don’t have to pay anymore. Each payment does more lifting than the prior payment due to less interest accruing. Ahhhh, it’s nice to see the young man at the back of the room smiling.

And your net worth has nothing to do with it. You get the same dividend rate on your index fund investment as I do. If you have a negative net worth, each debt payment still increases your net worth; it’s just a bit less negative. Then the day come when you are no longer digging out and you start building that pile of cash you always dreamed of owning.

Millionaire a penny at a time.

Early Retirement at Any Wage

Now we turn to the last point I promised: early retirement. Normally I recommend saving half your income. Because you earn minimum wage, I cut you a bit of slack. Don’t consider it a favor. My largess means you have to work longer.

Investing half your income means you can retire in about 17 years. At 35% it takes 25 years. Still a far cry from the conventional wisdom it takes 40 years if you get there at all. Things always seem to work better than planned so you should arrive sooner than expected at retirement, but let’s stick with the numbers.

I define retirement as having liquid investments 25 times spending. Your judicious saving and investing, using long-term market averages, brings you to retirement in 25 years, saving 35% of your take-home. The alternative is to keep that minimum wage job firmly in your grasp.

Asking the Impossible

Living on $1,500 a month is impossible. I read it in the Bible: Second book of Maccabees. Of course, I am full of shmoo. Dividends are not really wages! Remember, I said your income would increase. I upped the promise by providing income taxed at a lower rate. I also said your boss couldn’t do a darn thing about it. She can’t, either, can she?

Fifteen hundred a month IS impossible to live on! I get it. You live in ________ and the cost of living is high. Hey, if rent is so darn high locally, why not buy a small RV and live out of it or pull a Mark Cuban. Just saying. Dump the car and bike or walk to that minimum wage job. Bend your boss over and service the account by saving half your income. What is your boss going to do? Fire you. Big deal. Get another minimum wage job! And you have plenty saved to get you through a dry spell and spending habits that make your financial plan nearly bullet-proof.

Ah, but I must be wrong! I invite you to remind me how wrong I am in the comments below. My feelings can take it. Of course, I am wrong! How could any of this work? If I were you I would keep doing what you have always done. Somebody has to serve me my Happy Meal.

[Update: Joel over at Financial 180 informed me he wrote an article in the same vein recently. I checked it out and think you should to.]